Draconian laws

Governing the laws of this Domain, agneskitchen.wordpress, are Articles A to Article H.

Article A states that the reader of agneskitchen.wordpress is expected to adhere to all Articles stated below upon the arrival of agneskitchen.wordpress.

Article B states that the reader of agneskitchen.wordpress shall offer no excuses upon the violation of any Articles, even if should he/she fails to read this page.

Article B Section II states that the reader of agneskitchen.wordpress is already required to know the Laws governing this Domain.

Article C Section I states that the reader of agneskitchen.wordpress upon the consumption of information, does not find the author of agneskitchen.wordpress liable of defamation unless it could refer to the plaintiff directly, by name, title and one distinct feature, not concluded by false or true innuendo.

Article C Section II states that false innuendo will not be in the defence of the plaintiff as the world wide web offers too many “ordinary person, reasonable man” opinions to read between the lines; it will however be valid should 100,000 reasonable men interpret the assumed defamatory statement in the exact same manner.

Article C Section III states that true innuendo can be used in the defence of the plaintiff should 1000 readers of agneskitchen.wordpress possessing the same knowledge finds that it refers to the plaintiff.

Article D states that the author of agneskitchen.wordpress reserves the right to withdraw or add any clauses stated on this page without the prior acknowledgement of the reader of agneskitchen.wordpress.

Article E states that the author of agneskitchen.wordpress has the power to veto a reader of agneskitchen.wordpress’ inputs on this Domain that is liable to the dissent between the author of agneskitchen.wordpress and the other readers of agneskitchen.wordpress.

Article F states that the author of agneskitchen.wordpress is actually a humorous, friendly individual who is driven to exercise self expression; any offence taken is strictly in the name of satire.

Article G states that the author of agneskitchen.wordpress reserves all rights and ownership to anything posted on this Domain. The author of agneskitchen.wordpress must be credited, notified, compensated for the usage of the materials derived from this site. The author of agneskitchen.wordpress will also credit for the usage of materials used on this domain.

Article H states that the author of agneskitchen.wordpress does not allow the creation of derivative works from her original works unless written permission is given by the author of agneskitchen.wordpress.

 

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