Something’s smoking

It was never my intention to have “Something’s smoking” as the first post of the “What’s cooking” category – way too ominous and not the best start to something new. Ideally, this column was to put in recipes (of my unorthodox creations) and now it’s also my bad that I have to disappoint my readers by saying that the only thing that’s smoking now is my brains. Oh oh, and the climate; and the social life too.

While those three aforementioned items burns exponentially and all comes to a boil (except the climate, which is already steaming) in about 5 months time, important things like the menu on my buddy’s farewell party can’t wait; I guess there isn’t a way to express my affection for the cupcake queen than a meal prepared by the kitchen queen herself. Yes, enough of bragging on this domain and enough of me picking the bones with eating establishments (although only two), I shall flex my culinary muscles. I seldom flex them for people; do I look like a full-time chef to you?!

Entree

Pan-fried risotto cakes with porcini or wild (whichever I get my trotters on first) mushrooms with truffle oil (hence the ‘trotter’ – pigs find truffles, you know?)

AND/OR

Mixed mushrooms in chicken consomme (excuse my lack of accents)

Mains

Roast lamb cutlets
sweet potato puree and mint raita (probably not for the lactose intolerant)

OR

Grilled salmon rubbed with miso paste
Summer salad of grated dill and tomatoes, and potato puree

OR

Classic beggar’s chicken
Chicken broth infused rice and wok-tossed water spinach in Southeast Asian spices (sambal)

Dessert

I WAS THINKING OF LYCHEE SORBET but the younger Miss Tan’s bread pudding whets my appetite more.

That’s about it folks. The next time I post will be the presentation of these dishes.

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About A

I am a neo-Marxist still coming to terms with it after bashing Communism for as long as I can remember and currently still slamming Socialism. I like to formulate theories about politics, media and the human society although some may seem slightly off tangent. I add sarcasm to my speech and have quite a straight face when telling a lie and I love really sarcastic people who use their blessed wit to engage me. And if that's not enough I can talk to you whole day about travelling. Or if I am feeling really arty farty, I will write for you a poem in Mandarin. Of late, with the climate change debate, I am increasingly angered by the green pigmentation of all entities in my life. As much as I'm not a climate-sceptic, those overly-zealous green people are making my life difficult. If you have chlorophyll on your skin, don't come near me because I'm allergic to organic fertilisers such as bullsh*t. I am against genetically modified food because if I mutate anymore, I will be further discriminated by the society. I am always misunderstood. I actually have a very peaceful, sound and rational foreign policy and diplomacy wing. Plus, I won't activate nuclear weapons unless somebody forces me to store my carbon underground. I am a proponent of renewable energy sources such as water, wind and sunlight. I dig free stuff. Too bad coal isn't, if not I'll dig it too.
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2 Responses to Something’s smoking

  1. szela says:

    excuse moi i ‘fink i would likes these on me menu on Friday evening please:
    Risotto cakes, Grilled salmon & lychee sorbet.
    thank you.

    hahaha. can’t wait!

    ps. sorry i took so long to give you an answer. if you don’t have enough time to get the ingredients and what not, we can always eat out or something ya. no biggie (:

  2. Agnes says:

    Nah nah, no way. I won’t let you eat out! Yeh ok, I shall make that. Can you bring your blender over then? We shall make sorbet!!! I’m gonna make the lamb racks anyway – need some variety. Heh, won’t let you touch the mint raita then.

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